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He said it.
We printed it.
Probably.

The official Saunders Lathe Works shirt. 100% cotton, 0% mills. Every dollar of profit bootstraps the John Saunders Exoneration Fund — because John swears he's not responsible for justingreylabs.com.

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Shirt artwork: a CNC lathe under the Saunders Lathe Works badge, captioned “Real men make parts on a B-axis lathe” — John Saunders, probably
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Confessions received

68

Days the frame job has stood

The case

Somebody built a website about pie charts and pinned it on John

The imposter has been up for months. justingreylabs.com — a fake Justin Gray, nothing but pie charts, wall to wall. Whoever built it left fingerprints in the source code, and every one of them points at John Saunders.

John swears it wasn't him. We believe him. Nobody else has come forward. So Saunders Lathe Works is doing what any reasonable shop would do about a crime it cannot solve: selling a shirt about a lathe.

Every dollar of profit bootstraps the John Saunders Exoneration Fund. The entire fund is donated to the charity chosen by whoever proves they did it — by transferring the domain to the real Justin Gray. That's the confession mechanism. That is the whole justice system here. The perpetrator gets found, and John's good name gets restored.

Statute of limitations
None. This is Ohio.
How to confess
Push the domain. Pick a charity.

Where your $35 goes

  • Exoneration Fund$19.00
  • Blanks, ink, printing$10.00
  • Shipping$5.00
  • Legal defense (none needed)$1.00

Deliberately not a pie chart. We wanted you to actually understand this information. These numbers are a guess. Actual results may vary as much as you'd expect when someone reads a pie chart.

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"Real men make parts on a B-axis lathe" tee

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Sizes S–3XL, and checkout, are onjustingraylabs.com — the shop that actually ships things. We're aiming to have them out by IMTS; the printer's date is September 10, 2026, and if we miss it you'll be offered a full refund. One print run, one chance. If the perpetrator confesses before the run ships, you get your shirt anyway — the joke will simply be over.

Operation: selfie

One man. Many lathes.

The plan is simple. You buy a shirt. You wear it while getting a selfie with John Saunders. If enough of you do it at once, it's a flash mob of Saunders Lathe Works enthusiasts.

Rules of engagement

  1. Wear the lathe.
  2. Say nothing about mills.
  3. Ask before you photograph.
  4. If you did it, confess.